Are you a trap card because ive fallen for you

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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

*some of the best analogies written by high school students.

April fools joke gone wrong
  • Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
  • Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
  • Me: ...


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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie




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